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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A spokesperson for the Michelin Man announced today that the longtime tire icon is now a proud father!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

Wow... I have absolutely nothing to say to that.

"Could you hold up my arm so I can suck the fry grease off my finger?"

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

That's when Steve looked to his left and an idea popped into his head. Water wings were born that day, or so they say.

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Poop.

"Someday, I wanna be a real boy!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"No, I'm afraid you can only eat what's on the menu, little boy. Those people work here."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Unfortunately, little Johnny Spurlock had to suffer for the sake of "Super Size Me Too".

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

"Momma, get th' forklift! I hafta go poop!"

I see Marlon brando's clone is comming along just fine.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

The Michelin Man called, he wants his body back.

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I dumb :D

"oh hell no, you did not just steal a fry"

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

And yet they're putting bans on smoking and alcohol....

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"Wow," said his mother "My son is a fat fuck."

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

IM NOT FAT , IM JUST BIG BONED. NOW BRING ME ANOTHER BIG MAC, BITCH!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Bring forth the deep fat fryer so I may quench my thirst!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hey lady, you gonna eat that suitcase?

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.