I just got to my office and logged in. It's 11 AM in Paris. That makes it 4 AM Eastern US and 1 AM Western (or something like that) and there five members logged in...

I wish you guys a very good insomnia.

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Passions last forever !

If France is from the future, do you guys have flying cars and rocket powered baguettes?

Nope, but I can tell you you'll get a shitty weather in 6 hours. (we're working on the rocket powered baguettes, though)

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Passions last forever !

At 11 AM in Paris, it is 5 AM in the eastern US, 2 AM in the western US, and 1855 in Texas.

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Get it right!

Not all users logged in at 4 am are from the USA. That's the prime time hour for the sc users from Guinea-Bissau, Burkina Faso, and Togo-Togo.And that most ilussive of people, the Brits.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

To be perfectly politically correct here, this is a Canadain web site. The downside is that means that all we have are rocked-powered grease-covered fries.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah canada, rocket powered sled does and igloos..lol wait i'm canadian

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I dumb :D

"Yes, uh, officer. We were going to Candada for some french fries and gravy."
"Canda eh? Almost made it!"

---Sooper Troopers

Don't forget the cheese curds. Between the various items, poutine covers the four food groups:

fries = carbs/vegetable
meat gravy = protein
cheese curds = that all-important source of calcium without which your bones would collapse like malaligned toothpicks

What could be healthier?

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Might I add that although Canada has the best french fries I've ever had, Wisconsin rules in all forms of Cheese.

Poutine is Canada's in-joke.

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Poop.

What the hell is "kroff dinner" or "kraft dinner"?

Fucking Canadians.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wisconsin buys most of its cheese from California, then processes and flavors it.

There is actually a lot of good plain' ol' California-made cheese, however, people still bow to the Wisconsin cheese God who holds onto his throne about as well as the Pope has been for the past month.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote] To be perfectly politically correct here, this is a Canadain web site. The downside is that means that all we have are rocked-powered grease-covered fries.
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About how long has this been a Canadain website, anyway?

Man, what I wouldn't do with Dr Pedantic's password...

In the future, all cars will be driven by robotic death dogs who will pee laser beams at anyone who tries to cut you off and who likes to eat your shoes.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]quote:Might I add that although Canada has the best french fries I've ever had, Wisconsin rules in all forms of Cheese.

Wisconsin buys most of its cheese from California, then processes and flavors it.

There is actually a lot of good plain' ol' California-made cheese, however, people still bow to the Wisconsin cheese God who holds onto his throne about as well as the Pope has been for the past month.[/quote]

Ahem... I'm not quite sure you Northern-American guys are qualified to talk about cheese...
Uh... No offense guys, but there's two products you can get by processing milk : one is cheese, the other is plastic (or cheddar as english-speackers call it).

Avec un grand bonjour de France !

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Passions last forever !

Je flotte sur figure dans la piscine.

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What others say about boorite!

Translation : "I float on face in the pool" (???)

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Passions last forever !

Yeah, basically.

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What others say about boorite!

Well... uhh... that's not bad, I mean...

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Passions last forever !

Yankowitz, s'il vous plaît l'arrêt vomissant votre idiotie sur nous.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Parce que je suis mort.

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What others say about boorite!

I guess these sophisticated American translation softwares just don't work !
I copy "Yankowitz, please the stop that's vomitting your idiocy on us", although I think you meant "Yankowitz, please stop vomitting your idiocy on us".
Feel free to speack to me in English ! I've been living in the States, already.

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Passions last forever !

I have often asked dcom to send me the results of the football from the future, since he's 10 hours ahead of me, but he's usually asleep.

*scuttles back into the woodwork*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.