California was the first state to legalize 5th-trimester abortions.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Bottle feeding? If I don't get hooty in my next meal I'm gonna...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Moments later, Baby Jessica Williams pulled the gun out of her mouth, stuck it in her mommy's, and ordered her: "Bitch, you best be givin' me some phat cash, I'm ditchin this shit joint and bouncin' to mexico."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Kurt Cobain as a baby.

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I has a flavor!

"Get the video camera, honey! Pooky's about to off himself!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I know what you're thinking: my mommy is a stupid cunt. But...well, okay, she *is* but...

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

With breastfeeding no longer saiting Herman Guerings hunger, mommy looks for new routes to take....unfortuantly the rest is history

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I dumb :D

"I am baby with a gun in my mouth"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

^ LOL

"Quick, honey, grab the camera! Jimmy's re-enacting your favorite scene from 'Deer Hunter'!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

** "And I thought the lead in paint chips was bad"

** "Our heart felt congratulations goes out to the mother of Baby Boom who was the youngest recipient of the Darwin Awards"

** Mother: "Don't worry honey, she's aiming through the soft spot"

** "Little did Jenna Jameson's mother realize how her little girl's talent for sucking the chrome off anything would foreshadow her future career in the porn industry"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Needless to say, Gerber's new "Urban Baby Bottle" was not a success...

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.

Baby Boom.

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