ok this is prolly my best one but critisize away. Oh yeah, don't forget to tell me if you thought it was funny or not please.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/thejoey/276066

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I'm not out to make you laugh. I just want you to piss your pants

I kinda like this one.

[Click to view comic: 'michael chicken bolton']

"Left My Oven On" was better before you fixed it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The "when Hell freezes over" gag has been done several times by every user on the site. The Michael Bolton one's definitely much better.