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What others say about boorite!

"But that uncouth heathen said he'd wallop my dustbin!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"I want to ride it where I like!"

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I has a flavor!

Leeds woman threatens to break her dick off in a motherfucker.

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What others say about boorite!

"I hate Fish N' Chips, how do you like that you limey cocksuckers, I HATE FISH N' CHIP!!!!! ... and that fag Beckham too."

"And in stranger new Mrs Eliza Pumpbutters was arrested for riding a bicycle without a seat.."

"Once again Mandy Bottoms had to be restrained after being cut off by a midget on a razor scooter.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The policemens duct-tape harnesses simply enraged her.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"I say, you happen to be arresting me? I simply have no other choice but to resist this act of incarceration you are bestowing upon me, good sir!"

'Tootsies, the reigning Women's Wrestling Champ, snarls at her opponent as her coaches hustle her back to her corner before Round 2.'

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

"I say, Officer, that cad told me I wasn't very nice."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"The police saves the day, by preventing a terrorist carrying a loaded bike to strike into a lorry"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Police: "Where are you bleeding from, ma'am?"
Cyclist: "I'm from Essex. Where you from?"

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go