"If you're gonna do it, do it right."
--Wham!, 1980something.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Hey, what are you doing up so early?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Don't just rape shit. Rape the shit out of shit.

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What others say about boorite!

Now he's a morningowl!

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*crickets chirp*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

i do not give a shit about how you rap.

just fyi

I'm always up early now, so I guess makes my nick obsolete. Call me morningowl like Flate suggested, morningsparrow works too.

[quote]i do not give a shit about how you rap.

just fyi[/quote]i do give a shit about how you crap though

just fyi

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[quote]I'm always up early now, so I guess makes my nick obsolete. Call me morningowl like Flate suggested, morningsparrow works too.
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How about "cockswallow?"

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What others say about boorite!

I guess the million-dollar question is, do you get the worm?

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Oh he gets the worm alright!

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*chirp chirp crhip*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Haha! Rican!

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It's grime time.

Dirty whores, every last one of you. Especially boorite.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

i m goin 2 rapp u!1!1!!

So, you're good with the spiked dong, then?

i spiked dong isn't kinky enough for me

Niteowl, I dare say if I were you I'd be quite concerned about the methods of my forceful buggery.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Are you gonna use the broom handle again? The splinters were a bitch last time.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

rape is no laughing matter, unless you're raping a clown.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

When you say you don't give a shit about how you are raped....does that include extremely obese people crawling up your arse and playing banjo with your intestines?

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I dumb :D

In the title I said "I do give a shit".

Playing Banjo? What the hell is this, Deliverance?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

No, what I SAID was you DON'T give a shit, remeber i invented everything and made up your mind for you...lol

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I dumb :D

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Bite the pillow... it's going in dry.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

It sure seems like niteowl is out in the nightime now. This thread is full of stars. Of course, my obscenity filter is on.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I see stars too, i should really stop punching myself

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I dumb :D

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Bite the pillow... it's going in dry.[/quote]Now THAT'S the way to do it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.