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I dumb :D

"The winner of the Cheeri-Ho's invitation, feeling a bit worn out, gratefully kissed her new chrystal schlong"

Annika Sorenstem was later quoted to have said "It's a dick."

"Shouldn't this be black?"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The audience was stunned when her tongue slid out and wrapped around her trophy. She was quoted as saying, "Oops, that was supposed to be later in the shower."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cheerios' new ad campaign represents something of a shift in its target demographic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"I will treasure this life-sized model of Zaster's manhood always."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Get a room... and a video camera.

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.

"I can't wait to show this to the rest of the dykes at the Sports Club."

"Now I can toss away my Clitty-Bruiser 2000."

and one I'm surprised no one else has said yet...

"From a hole in one to one in hole."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Check out what I swiped from the Oscar-Meyer Invite!

After a few minutes with that thing in the shower room, she found that her O was in fact quite cheery.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Woman golfer kisses huge acrylic dick.

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What others say about boorite!