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What others say about boorite!

Kids love to knock the crap out of Jesus.

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What others say about boorite!

Jesus strikes me as more of a hockey player.

Quick, i'll pass him the ball on your check to see if he's got butt lice

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I dumb :D

"DAMMIT, SON, YOU GET OUT THERE AND TACKLE JESUS! WHO ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO, GOD OR ME?"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Seriously, that one kid looks like he's punching Jesus in the dick.

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What others say about boorite!

Jesus is hoping some team will take a flyer on him in the 6th round.

OR

Notre Dame takes the concept of "Touchdown Jesus" a little too far.

OR

How Chiefs fans see Priest Holmes.

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I has a flavor!

After a stimulating round of Dirty Touch-Football Jesus mocked his detractors by saying "Yeah I played pigskin with the kids. so what? Crucify me."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"...but most of all, I'd like to thank Jesus for this win. Without his shitty tackling, our offense would never have scored."

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AFROMANS MOVE

...although intended to symbolize Jesus' aptitude for playing sports, Catholic priests tend to interpret the image in other ways.

He was fast and had a good arm, but his opponents quickly learned that the only play he knew was a Hail Mary.

Remember, kids! Jesus Christ wouldn't use protective sporting gear! Why should you?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002