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What others say about boorite!

Courtney Love unable to get a fix.

Cameron Diaz after reading the script for Charlie's Angels 3.

Any sane woman after seeing Boorite's yard.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Samantha Mathis mourning her career

Any girl upon seeing Kajun naked

"I could have saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Preceded by, "I'll bet you that I can swallow this porcupine whole..."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"WHY WON'T THIS DAMN THING STAY ON?"

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What others say about boorite!

Time for a Midol, bitch

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I dumb :D

"I hereby sentence you to three years of reading CHUBBY's comics."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

DAMN! Bigfoot's load tastes like congealed Satan spooy smothered in mucus flecked diarrhea! No WAY I'm swallowing this!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

THE POPE IS DEAD!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.