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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Don't fuck with death!

yuck!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hitting an all-time low since his decline began in the 1960s, Mickey Mouse started looking for action any way he could get it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'd make a Mouse Hunt joke, but none of the four people who saw it are users here.

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What others say about boorite!

The assignment was to bring in a photo expressing two different meanings of the same word. Johnny figured that "fucked" was as versatile a word as any.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

rat fetish EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMME

Rehearsals for the number "Any Hole Will Do" from Andrew Lloyd Dougan's new musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Yawn.

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I has a flavor!

Mouseling gets back-doored by Mrs. Mouseling in the play room.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As long as it's still warm..

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I dumb :D

Maybe we're not the first species to discover autoerotic asphyxiation.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Contrary to popular belief, necrophilia affects ALL members of the animal kingdom. Next week on National Geographic: Kinky Cheetah Threesomes.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"She wouldn't give out once we were married...but now she has no choice! Eek Eek!"