Please.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

He can't pass worth shit and he ain't the greatest skater in the world, but he's got a mean ass slapshot.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I like to chekov while watching old reruns of Pee Wee's Playhouse. It helps to have a young woman jerk on the chain around my neck every so often.

Thanks for asking. How do you chekov?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet