Yes, this is a picture from where I work. We sell them. Cheap.

Instant glider! Just add LSD.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

So... Ivy, care to demonstrate aforementioned 'smooth gliding action'?

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Poop.

From IRC:
somehow I dont think that would glide in very smoothy...
you'd have to be pretty loose.
I recognize that sign from the condom aisle
And the fact that the car is the first in line is worrysome

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That's a pretty ho-hum sex swing.

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I has a flavor!

I don't think that would be a very smooth glide up my bumbum

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I dumb :D

Looks like a few people already tested that smooth gliding action.

Either that or it's been snowing out.

It's been snowing. The past three days. And it's still snowing. And will continue to snow for at least a few more days.

But knowing the kind of drunk idiots that destroy stuff late at night, there's probably semen under the snow.

Wow, Laramie looks almost as gloomy as Frisco when overcast.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is why Ron Jeremy is no longer allowed to test-drive the patio furniture at Wal-Mart.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.