This would be the improper way to kiss a snake

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I dumb :D

Maybe so. Maybe that guy just likes it rough.

Sneaky Snake Strikes Again

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Clint Eastwood gets his day made.

"YOU BASTARD! THOSE BOOTS WERE MY MOM!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"You were bitten in the face by a snake? Quick! Let me suck out the poison! Oh, wait...that's not good, is it...?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A snake awkwardly attempts CPR, trainer loses eye, bladder control. Film at 11.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

"Man... this snake has awful breath!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Oh god, the pain -- the inconceivable, searing pain! It's like liquid fire coursing along every nerve in my body! Shoot me!!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hey waaait. This doesn't taste like a mouse at all.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Sir Robertson displays a new technique for removing an unwanted eyelash.

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obscenity filter is off

...and the last thing he ever saw was a mouse's ass.

"Bad snake!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.