"Calm down, everyone! There's plenty to go 'round."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What can brown do you for you?

Talk about a shitty job!

Singing telegrams for people you hate.

The sewer company's new mascot didn't create the popular reaction they were hoping for.

Poopy's job became much harder when a new corn-kernel-studde poop rode into town on a motorbike.

Ron shows off the results of his powerful new laxative.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

In an alternate universe, Cardinal Ratzinger falls victim to a typographical error.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Jimmy quickly learned never to ask his friend for the "good shit."

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I has a flavor!

Its Popov the May Day Poo! I love you and he'll enslave you!

Your capitalist running dog,

--S. Dumie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

One simple spelling mistake brings the poopsicle company to a grinding halt slighty after pic taken

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I dumb :D

HOOOOWDY HO!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Suddenly it dawned upon the citizens of Mapleton that, due to an unfortunate miscommunication, the Pope wasn't coming to visit their town after all.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Oh, Gross! I thought those were Tootsie Rolls he was throwing!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.