I am posting drunk at this time. Please only contribute to this thread when you are certifiably drunk.

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! FUCK YOU!

I used to hate whisky, but now I love it. (Jack Daniels, Black Label in particular, that is.) HONK-HONK, BEEP-BEEP, FUCK FUCK FUCK. Whiskey and beer, never fear.

Bleep-bleep, gooble-gobble, one of us.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

Meow, meow, meow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Alky cunt.

I know you are.

HA, HA.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This was cooler and more pathetic when andydougan did it.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

No, it wasn't.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't deny that this amuses me immensely.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Blue Label is much better.

Oh, wait... I'm not drunk. Nevermind.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Poop.

hey issssss tat guy no one likes

*barf*

Frank, you're drunk at 7 am?

If so, thumbs up.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm not drunk, but I've just done drunk things like shit myself, fucked a hooker, crashed a car, made out with three guys, sucked a crackhead's dick, punched out a bar whore, proposed to dcomposed, ate British food, told a girl i loved her, told a guy I loved him, and puked on a cop.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm the crackhead Mikey sucked off. *wave*

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I was the bar whore Mikey punched. Bar lighting isn't very complimenting to my olive complexion, thus making people mistake me for a bar whore.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oh, that's no mistake, my dear.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So who's the hooker Mikey nailed?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

andydougan. I thought that was obvious.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was thinking Andy's maw, but I figured that was too obvious.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Oh, the other drunk thing I did without being drunk was enjoying KajunFirefly's comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, that's no mistake, my dear.[/quote]

Punched in the face by Mikey, punched in the heart by Phreaky.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Next, dougan is going to punch you in the ass.

With his mouth.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's what he said, he put it into Andy's gaping maw.

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Poop.

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It isn'treal;ly agood gesture e if yu pots drukcn, butea is lkoos fnuy ni eht end.

BEEPING FLEaetatg/.

I was still drunk from the night before. I tell ya, 17 shots of Listerine will do that to ya.

As a college senior, I'm currently enjoying the apex of my drinking years. I've been hardened through baptims by fire (read: puking rallies), and I can surely out-drink BigFrank, possums and all the other highschool kids (read: pussies) that can probably still get wasted on a sixer of Bud-Lite. And yet, my liver remains relatively intact unlike seasoned (read: old) alcoholics like andydougan and biped.

!Viva la college!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I dunno... the last time I drank it took me about 3/4 of a bottle of Captain, a few shots of O3, and about 6 beers to knock me out cold. And that's all without puking. But yes, I do know that it's impossible to compete with college-level drinking.