I changed a lightbulb today.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

How many of you did it take?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]How many of you did it take?
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I only needed one of me to change said lightbulb.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

uh huh

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I think andydougan already did a thread like that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote]Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?[/quote]

Psh, I've farted up your sleeping girlfriend's nose hundreds of times.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.