I changed a lightbulb today.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

How many of you did it take?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]How many of you did it take?
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I only needed one of me to change said lightbulb.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

uh huh

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I think andydougan already did a thread like that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote]Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?[/quote]

Psh, I've farted up your sleeping girlfriend's nose hundreds of times.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'What the world needs now is more light-bulb jokes.']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[quote][quote]Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?[/quote]

Psh, I've farted up your sleeping girlfriend's nose hundreds of times.[/quote]

This may explain why she's still asleep. Coincedentally, the best sex I have had in ages.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

Are you polish? How many of you did it take to screw it in? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!