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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Scientists have finally isolated the frequency of an asshole.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Satan's hidden "thank you" to all those who bought the latest John Tesh album.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...and when Ducan Smith keyboard exploded, it shattered into his body into a thousand waves across the spectrum, thus creating "Freak Quincy."

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.