Greenspan as Yoda. Not my work. But what would he be saying?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Mmm, imploded the economy is! Hard to see the down side of the market is!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Do not turn to the dark side of Porter's Five Forces model."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Reminds me alot of Woody Allen: "Yeah.. yeah.. yeah... ya see Mace, ... I didn't touch queen padme, she's like a daughter, ya know. yeah. well.. well. ok ok... I let her feel my lightsaber but... she asked me... I didn't offer."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Fearful of stagflation, we should be. Not really working, laissez-faire is.

"No lenses, these glasses have."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Judge me by my size, would you? Check my bank balance you should. Loaded I am!"

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