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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"I'm sorry; Speak-No-Evil isn't in right now. Perhaps I may be of assistance."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The scientists' big joke on Bubbles was to teach him sign language for "fuck me in the eyeballs" and releasing him into the Home for Deaf Sexual Preditors.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

So that's why my mom stopped taking me to the zoo...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Help! My eyes!! I just watched the hot tub scene between Kathleen Bates and Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And to this day, neither Eminem nor Kid Rock is allowed to return to that zoo.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.