This just in: apparently, when a user hasn't been rated yet, the member rated link and number of stars in the forums take on the characteristics of the user directly above him/her/ethiopian. For instance, for comic genius and all around hipster mandingo, he/she/ethiopian shows up as having 5 stars here and banned here. For more on this shocking development, we interviewed leading scientist Dorf on Physics. Here's what he had to say.
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While quantum theory does allow for such a 5 star banned state to occur, it's existence would actually call into question much of Einstein's work. Most scientists are uncomfortable with this fact.

Personally, I say fuck him, what did he ever do for me?
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What indeed?

And now, weather.
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FUCKING HOT!

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