I know I'm not a terribly active member of this community. Hell, I only actually make comics once every few months. Still, in my three years here, I feel I've done some stuff worth reading (and to all the people who have praised my stuff before - thank you). So, please - read my fucking comics.

And don't forget to rate them - even if you hate them. I'm open to all types of criticism! Even the heavy kind!

And by heavy, I mean "fat". You can never go wrong with the opinion of a fat person.

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In desperate search of a funny signature...

on the activity scale of me to CHUBBY I'd say you're a 6.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'm lazy. Feel free to post some comics so I will bother to read them. Also, that way you can choose the best comics of your bunch and increse the chances I won't hate you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I enjoyed most of your comics, and took the liberty of posting some of them.

[Click to view comic: 'Just when you thought it was safe...']

[Click to view comic: 'Garfield']

[Click to view comic: 'Just because it's true, doesn't make it any better.']

[Click to view comic: 'Introduction of Death Squirrel.']

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Something a little racier.']

[Click to view comic: 'Ninja meets penguin! Super happy fun time!']

[Click to view comic: 'A moment of your time.']

[Click to view comic: 'Talking dog.']

[Click to view comic: 'More talking dog stuff.']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like the talking dog ones and "Something a little racier."

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

They're worth reading when you actually take the time to make them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Just because it's true, doesn't make it any better" is very good, if a little inaccurate.

I think we were smoking the same shit.

Something a alittle racier has the exact same punchline as [Click to view comic: 'Every wednesday I get free bread.']
and we used the same character would you look at that.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE