[Click to view comic: 'Fair-Weather Fiends']
[Click to view comic: 'Frontier Fiends']
[Click to view comic: 'Fair-Weather Fiends']

I'm a mean little man, but I make good spaghetti!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

oops... that third one was supposed to be;
[Click to view comic: 'Fiendly Fire']

I was in a hurry...

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Wheee!

Thumbs up for the Alzheimer's patient!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i like them so much i'm willing to forgive the possiblity you might be a dirty whore of a scottsdalian.

keep the mean coming. kick yourself in your decaying warty scottsdalian balls if you have to

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what if nigger meant kite

Pure mean doesn't imply that there's a joke there, although I liked what you were doing in "Frontier Friends." You could play with Maura's expressions, though, to make it make more sense.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The alzheimers one was kinda funny but could use a re-write. Try some other dialog with the old dude. The others were just bad.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

"The first two weren't very good. But 'Fiendly Fire' was juuuust right."

-- Goldilocks

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote]i like them so much i'm willing to forgive the possiblity you might be a dirty whore of a scottsdalian.

keep the mean coming. kick yourself in your decaying warty scottsdalian balls if you have to
[/quote]

I'm a FORMER dirty whore of a Scottsdalian, thank you! I saw the error of my ways and moved back to Central Phoenix last year! :-)~

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

[quote][quote]i like them so much i'm willing to forgive the possiblity you might be a dirty whore of a scottsdalian.

keep the mean coming. kick yourself in your decaying warty scottsdalian balls if you have to
[/quote]

I'm a FORMER dirty whore of a Scottsdalian, thank you! I saw the error of my ways and moved back to Central Phoenix last year! :-)~[/quote]just so you got you and your family out of that crime ridden cesspool

phoenix's good but you shouldve come here to tempe, the land of many lake

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote][quote]i like them so much i'm willing to forgive the possiblity you might be a dirty whore of a scottsdalian.

keep the mean coming. kick yourself in your decaying warty scottsdalian balls if you have to
[/quote]

I'm a FORMER dirty whore of a Scottsdalian, thank you! I saw the error of my ways and moved back to Central Phoenix last year! :-)~[/quote]

Once a dirty whore of a Scottsdalian, always a dirty whore of a Scottsdalian.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

it says so right on the sign next to population

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what if nigger meant kite

Everyone knows Scottsdalians can't read.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

your my kind of people, paco

what say you me and Boritom grab some sort of incendiary device and ambulate down to cpausti's house tonight

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what if nigger meant kite

Sure thing. cpausti already gave me a good rating on my comics, so he's useless to me now.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Good shit, keep it coming!

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Must... Kill... Something....

I wish I got paid for doing my crappy webcomic! I hate my real job!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

[quote]Must... Kill... Something....

I wish I got paid for doing my crappy webcomic! I hate my real job![/quote]

Go to Joe Cartoon and fry some gerbils in a microwave. Or frogs in a blender. Or watch lemmings leap to their death while three guys at the bottom of the cliff rate each jump.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.