These don't make much sense, but I'm posting them anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Evident']
[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Absorbed']
[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Motivated']
[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Propelled']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Aware']
[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Contained']
[Click to view comic: 'Elf-Explanatory']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Absorbed" and "Motivated" were the yummiest.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked 'Propelled', myself.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.