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what if nigger meant kite

The one on the left looks heavily carbonated.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Just squeeze for service.

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I has a flavor!

if you're a conoseur and trying to decide between the two: tip the one on the left and you'll find good head, while the one on the right is a little flat

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what if nigger meant kite

Ahh, Maxim. God bless their retarded hearts.

For five bucks they'll show you the bottle opener.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The picture makes it seem as though, somehow, you could suck nice cold beer out of their titties! I would love to suck beer out of their titties!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

But it would only by Coors Light! Fuck that! I'd suck Guinness out of a turtle's dick. But you couldn't pay me to drink Coors.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Try Coors Banquet Beer. It's better than that Guinness pancake syrup crap.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Guinness isn't the only beer I'll ever drink. But I will never touch a Coors. It taste like diluted evil hooker pee.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

you'd suck bathwater and lighter fluid out of a turtles' dick too so its not about Guiness

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what if nigger meant kite

Why would you say that if you know it's so overwhelmingly untrue? Oh, I know -- it's because you have sex with the dead. That's known to make your beer tastebuds behave as though they live in a duplex on the outskirts of Irving, Pennsylvania. Sex with the dead -- duplex beer tastebuds -- no wonder you think thick, bitter British grog tastes better than the sweet, heavenly flavor of Coors.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.