On the streets of this and some other nation's streets, desprate and penniless and with child, these young and senior women and men hit the corners and back allies, ready to spill thier beans for all who are willing to listen and also have sex for cash. For generations their stories have gone untold. Well NO LONGER.

Bear witness as these heartrending and horrible tales unfold, sweaty and malignent, for all to enjoy.

Hark.
[Click to view comic: 'Hooker Tales 1 (slight intoxication explains most things)']

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it could of been better

It could HAVE been a whole bunch better, ASSFACE.

Oh and don't worry, I'll make more.

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[quote]It could HAVE been a whole bunch better, ASSFACE.

Oh and don't worry, I'll make more. [/quote]

Oh, good. There you go. I'm sure your fans are beating down your door for more comics now.

Notice that I spelled "your" correctly twice. I do not wish to be a target of your scathing wit!

OOH! I spelled it correctly again. I'm just like youse.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Hell, I laughed.

I have fans? That's awesome!

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[Click to view comic: 'Hooker Tales 2']

My critically acclaimed series is back from its relaxing stay on page ten.

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You should drink less. These are not nearly as funny as your other comics. That makes me a saaad panda.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Critically acclaimed.

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I like the plate shitting. In fact, I like all plate shitting.

Especially when they're actually shitting plates.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.