Who was she? Who was she who rose like the dawn, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, terrible as an army with banners?

---
What others say about boorite!

Song of Solomon 6:10

---
obscenity filter is off

[quote]We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts; what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?

If she be a wall, we will build upon her a turret of silver; and if she be a door, we will enclose her with boards of cedar.[/quote]

translation: gods pro boob job

---
what if nigger meant kite

I don't know. But if you find out, try to get her phone number.

And ask her if she has a sister.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Last time I saw Lara was at the bus stop.

Why take the bus when you have a perfectly worthless art car?

If I saw Lara at the side of the road, I'd pick her up.

Hell, if I saw Lara driving along the road, I'd swerve in front of her, get her to stop, drag her out the window of her car and stuff her in my boot.

---
Dad was flammable

[quote]If I saw Lara at the side of the road, I'd pick her up.

Hell, if I saw Lara driving along the road, I'd swerve in front of her, get her to stop, drag her out the window of her car and stuff her in my boot.[/quote]

Silly Kajun. Lara can't fit in a boot! Not even a size 16!

Ohhh, I get it. You silly foreigners and your weird names for car parts.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It did cross my mind to type "trunk", but I guess I laughed so much I forgot to dumb my post down for you guys.

---
Dad was flammable

This coming from someone who calls something that blocks wind a "windscreen". It's not screening the wind. It's sheilding you from it, as well as many other things...

Now, both hood and bonnet are stupid. It's not a damn hat.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Derived from there, but no. Good call, though.

---
What others say about boorite!

It's a screen that keeps out the wind. If you removed it from your car, it'd still be a screen. Try using it as a shield and you'll soon find yourself skewered by my mighty claymore.

Ass.

---
Dad was flammable

Well, it's not like a windbreaker actually breaks wind.

And apartments are, yadda yadda.