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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

what world war 2 really was about

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what if nigger meant kite

Don't miss next week's episode of "Happy Days", when Potsie says: "That's okay, Fonz...I didn't really need both of my nuts anyway."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Berlin Police demonstrate thier unique ability to levitate a motorbike with thier crotches.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Why did he do it ? Because it was a Der.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Never mind springs, we've got Ramptime for Hitler!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Gutten hadn't been this worried for his penis since he auditioned for American Idol

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what if nigger meant kite

Seconds later it became an entry to Germany's Funniest Home Videos.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The new Berlin Wall isn't as difficult to get over as the old one.

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AFROMANS MOVE

While thousands of gay German police officers applied for the job of standing on their heads with their legs spread, only five were good enough to make the cut.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Sometimes things didn't work out too well when the moto-cross contestants and the men's synchonized swim team had to practice on the same field.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

THE FLYING BERLIN POLICE!!!!!

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

To everyone's horror, the "Ober die Wurst" manuver was immediately followed by "die tire machen der Schlampe kaput" effect.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It's Who Wants to be A UNIC! Hosted by Regis Philbin

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I dumb :D

Even after the show, the Berlin Police couldn't understand why people didn't take them seriously.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

FURZ! FURZ! Sehr Schnell. Erheben Sie mich auf höher mit Ihrem Eselgas!