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Look out! They've got ducks!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Though he couldnt be certain who the insurgents were, the Tank Commander knew... something was a fowl.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"QUACK! RUN AWAY!"
"Oh you're no fun anymore."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

one of the most embarrasing photographs in military history as it is later revealed that bin laden is the second duck from the left

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what if nigger meant kite

- "I don't understand why the insurgents keep attacking. Why don't they like us?"

-- "IIRRRRAAAAAAAAAAQ!!!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

This photo was taken moments before the patrol wiped out the obviously threatening ducks.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The cage in front is called the egg shield.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aflac.

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.

After the Halliburton scandal, all the military infrastructure contracts began going to Peabody Hotels.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

aaaargh another suicide bomber, quick run for cover DUCK!

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shit for brains

Whenever the men saw the cook driving a tank, they knew they were having pressed duck for dinner.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim's 2005 draft picks in training camp.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

"LOOK OUT! DUCK!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"You boys are probably thinkin', 'Hey, they're just ducks!', but I;m not takin' any chances. I saw what that goose did to Fabio. I was THERE!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You don't just drive a tank into a gaggle of geese! First you soften them up with mortar fire.

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What others say about boorite!