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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Someone let Gabe into the ring again...

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This is not my empire.

A little to the left... okay down... OH YEAH! That's the SPOT! HARDER BIG BOY!

Man: Like this Dr. Bull?
Bull: That's right. Now, cough.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*Rectum? Shit man, it killed him.

*man: "This never happened to Bugs Bunny!!!"

*Mexicans have a funny way of removing hemmroids

*Both Bull and Man giggled insecently whilst the matador tried to fart La Cucaracha through the bulls horn.

*man reaching back: "Yup, thats a horn is my ass"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

man: and i thought the gypsy woman was being metaphorical...

man: so...? is it? is it a lump?
bull: it's a peanut.
man: whew... you're the best, man.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Man: Oh yeah, that's good! Is that in my ass???

Bull: Yeah baby, it's in your ass!

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"I know how toast works."

-For the rest of his life, Herve would break down and cry whenever anyone accused him of being "horny".

-Bull Ventriloquism

-Five points for the bull, one for the matador.

-Bull: "See how YOU like it, Wirthling!"

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This is not my empire.

- RAAAAR! TORO WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

- MataDOHr

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don't get it. Why is that rodeo clown dressed like Prince?

- So I said to the veterinarian, "What can you do about getting this growth off my horn?"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I've heard of bullshit, but this is ridiculous!

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

--HMO proctology coverage

--The sad part is, it seats two.

--Reverend Spooner traveled to Pampalona to watch the ruling of the buns.

--Real Men use Toro Buttplugs

--What do you get when you cross the LAPD with the Fashion Police?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

--These tights keep riding up.

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What others say about boorite!

-- The audience were unimpressed with the bull's attempts at a puppet show.