I smoke camels. Not in the sex way. But I smoke camels. I challenge the rest of you to take a big shit on yahoo chat horny kids and post your screenshots. I used to do this all the time for a friend's website which has since gone away. My favorite was where I picked a random 15 year old kid and started accusing him of having child porn on his computer. I told him I was FBI and made up laws to scare him. He swore up and down that he'd never even seen child porn, so I tried to make him give me names of other people in the chat room who had kiddie porn on their hard drives. I swear this poor kid was in tears by the time he logged off. I told him to please shut down his computer and put his hands on his head because my tactical squad was coming through the front door in a few seconds, and he said, "PLEASE I SWEAR I don't know anything! Just leave me alone!" and logged off. Ah, memories.
