Fergie made a pee-pee.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

do you suffer from feminine itch?

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what if nigger meant kite

"Dammit! When I was singing 'Let's get it Started!', I wasn't talking to my bladder!"

Lame, but all I could come up with :(

Then she realized the rest of the band had left and she was just a lone white girl on stage in front od a hundred recently released felons.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

When the lip-sync soundtrack died, things got ugly.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

If you think this is bad, one time that guy from Creed took a shit on the stage.

Jenny wondered why the crowd was staring at her crotch, but she just figured they were all horny.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I love this song! It gets me SO horny!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"What's the problem? They thought it was cute when I did it on 'Kids Incorporated'!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.