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what if nigger meant kite

Courtesy of Mr. Snuffleupagus.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

ONE dead bird AH AH AH

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what if nigger meant kite

It's okay. In the next episode, kids will get to watch Big Bird gradually regenerate a new body from the neck of his severed head. Then he will have his revenge -- oh yes.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Elmo: "Me so glad Big Bird died of leukemia in time for Thanksgiving."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Ernie, stop jerking me off under the table. At least while we say grace."

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