[Click to view comic: 'If I Were A Disciple, O! The Things that I Would Do!']

COME ON PEOPLE, at least tell me it sucks?

It doesn't suck but it's not good either so it's stuck in that no comment zone.

With that trippy background in panel 2 I would have used a hallucinogen instead of crystal (meth?) and followed that up with a related punch-line. The pimped mule idea is funny but I don't associate ride pimpers with crystal.. or hallucinogens for that matter. Maybe if Jesus turned the water to Colt 45 (if you want to force a stereotype) or gin and juice. Maybe you could use ecstasy and change the punch-line to a raveish touchy feely thing.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

...Ah, Cristal... the champaigne. I got that on the third reading. The trippy background lead me away from that. the champaigne does fit with the punchline but like I said, the background mixed me up... which removed the funny.

It's a good idea. Work out some other versions because I see this as a potential top-rated comic.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

ah, yeah, I thought that might have been a bad move, with the trippy background... but how else could I show the MAGIC OF JESUS?!?!??!??!??!?!??!?!???!

i thought that last panel was great. PIMP MY FUCKING MULE, JESUS!

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what if nigger meant kite

You inspired me to make this rather family-guy-esque attempt.

[Click to view comic: 'If I were a disciple, the things I could do...']

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.