neato...

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I dumb :D

"Dammit -- I knew we should have grounded that flight!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

God Hates Safety Lectures.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

SHAZAM!!!

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I has a flavor!

Oh my god! What I always feared would happen happened -- the two-year-old child sitting behind me screamed with exactly the right volume, pitch, and timbre to cause a rift in the fabric of space-time! PLEASE LORD MAKE IT ST

Oh my god! What I always feared would happen happened -- the two-year-old child sitting behind me screamed with exactly the right volume, pitch, and timbre to cause a rift in the fabric of space-time! PLEASE LORD MAKE IT ST

Oh my god! What I always feared would happen happened -- the two-year-old child sitting behind me screamed with exactly the right volume, pitch, and timbre to cause a rift in the fabric of space-time! PLEASE LORD MAKE IT ST

Oh my god...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Rodger, are you sure you know what your doing?"

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

"Excuse me young man, but you can't bring that talking yellow squirrel thing on this fl-" *FZZZT!*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Stewardess, may I please have some more peanuts? I just pissed all over these."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Sir, for the last time, you can't use your laptop dur..."

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

And Superman once again has his powers transferred to a passenger on a flight he rescues during a thunderstorm...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No, no, no! The RED zone is for loading and unloading.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Tragically, not one passenger on the flight had used Bounce sheets in their clothes driers...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I want a divorce.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The Dalek didn't take kindly to the small, flying object.

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

It took more than forty years in coming. But suddenly, against all laws of nature and probability, just as his airplane took off, President Bush had a coherent thought.

The cattle below the airplane were incinerated by the aftereffects.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002