I'm back from leave, so you can now get back to ignoring my mediocre comics. Like these!

[Click to view comic: 'The Welcome wasn't as warm as expected...']
[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Parlor Tricks']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR HENSHAW!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

its been a quiet lonely place here without the sounds of me sodomizing you mercilessly

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what if nigger meant kite

Speaking of sodomy (in the metaphorical sense), here's something for you!

[Click to view comic: 'Why I REALLY Hate The Army']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i told you you should have joined the Power Rangers instead

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what if nigger meant kite

I gave up on that after pink was no longer a color option.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Your Categories Are...']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

did you just call me 'horrible to barely mediocre'?

score!

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what if nigger meant kite

I would have put you in the "Dear God why won't they stop making comics?!" category, but there's only three panels.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Justifiable Homicide']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you can always do a series

oops

what i meant to say was: you, sir, are carbonated spunk

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what if nigger meant kite