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Arrive Denver airport 7:35 AM. Smoker's lounge. 1 beverage minimum. Black coffee. Reflect that I was lucky to catch the plane, since my hotel woke me up an hour before departure time. Bastards. Need shave.

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This is how I roll.

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boorite Mobile Command Center

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Postcard. Welcome to Colorado! Have a natural disaster!

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Danger: insane horses next 500 miles.

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that's one pimp ride. i bet Big Frank could get a girlfriend if he was driving that

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what if nigger meant kite

Funny thing is, mandingo, HE IS DRIVING THAT.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

then BigFrank be BigPimpin. why doesn't he have a gf then? horribly deformed?

on a related note, i've found footage that proves boorite ISN'T driving it. his real 'mustang' is seen on the left

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Good morning, Laramie.

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Something tells me this is the kind of town where a guy can get what he needs.

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its a comic now, but it will be submitted as evidence after Wal-Mart gets firebombed

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Laramie boorite

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Actual boorite

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Yee-haw! I'm breaking out the stomach pump.

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You know, I drive past that goddamned billboard every day and I once never noticed that it insinuates McD's is good enough to eat on my fine china.

It's true what they say about you never notice where you live until a tourist friend comes to visit.

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^^ So what's the matter? No four wheel drive? Or no balls?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

There's also some sort of female stuck to the hood.

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Poop.

Hot cars, hot sun, and hot boorite action.

o/^ "Spiderman, Spiderman..." o/^

great, now i'm goin to have to redo this whole picture but with boorite and Eric Estrada:

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Is that a ziggurat or an Aztec tourist trap?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It's the "Rocky Mountains". There is actually only one and it's very disappointing up close.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

How do I get a car with one of those people stuck to the hood?

Oh, and boo... what's it like working on Reno 911?

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I has a flavor!

It's actually a secret nuclear missile base. Those damned things are everywhere around here. Kinda like pigeons.

Looks like fun

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I dumb :D

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The gateway to all mystery.

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Zap! Pow! Zzzzz!

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It's the funereal temple of Emperor Clint XXIV of Wyoming. It is built entirely from the kidney stones of elderly WASP slaves.

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