Sometimes you tap the keg, and sometimes the keg taps you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

the darker side of Donkey Kong

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what if nigger meant kite

Be quiet you crazy kids! Your mom is "seeping!"

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

"I... should have ordered... the light beer..."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It was supposed to be a message in a bottle, not a barrel.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This is what happens when you don't open the door for Mr. Muckle.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A member of PETA found nothing funny as he tried to rescue a barrel full of monkeys.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG....oh shit.

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I dumb :D

[quote]"I... should have ordered... the light beer..."
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ahh i am dieing

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

... thus proving that you can have your keg and bleed it too.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It started off as some drunken fun, a few friends singing "Roll Out the Barrel", but it ended in tragedy...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You pushed that beer-hat too far man.

This is why you should never drink alone.

The drinks are on me.

Alcohol goes straight to my head.

"Who says I can't hold my drinnnkuurghaaaaarggg"

I think I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

etc etc.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.