Suddenly talking about the first thing that popped up was NOT a good idea little Johnny thought.

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I dumb :D

"Open your mind, Quaid"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"MOOOM HE SQUEZZED ME TOO HARD AND I POOPIED!"

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

I was going to make a caption concerning "Sodomy Street" but then thought better of it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

HE HE HE HE... HE HE HE HE HE HE... HE HE HE HE HE...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

when his son didn't recognize him, Bert was stunned into realizing that going off to war had taken more from him than his innocence

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what if nigger meant kite

Bert:Heh heh, 10th catch of the day.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Gilbert Gottfried said babies have anuses as tight as pinholes. Man, he has never been so right.

Master was the brains. Blaster was the muscle. And together, they ran Sesametown.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.