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Poop.

Fed after midnight - check.
Exposed to sunlight - check.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Grandma?

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I dumb :D

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Whoops wrong picture!

LEWL!

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Poop.

Tonight on 'Tales from the Crypt'....

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

This is why Christina Aguilera doesn't like to be photographed without her makeup.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damn. That looks like something an aborted deep fryer barfed up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Rotisserie cooked and full of flavor. Only at 7-11.

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I has a flavor!

Like many dogs who have flirted with fame, "Air Bud" fell into a downward spiral of veterinary tranquilizer abuse and quickly hit the skids.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Waking up after a night of heavy drinking, Bob felt a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach as he realized who he had gone home with.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Gatsby is a three-year-old mixed breed male with a lot of love to give!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

Fluffles decided that perhaps it was time to visit the vet again.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.