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[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Trouble']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Illusion']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Opportunity']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Pride']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Urine']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : NAMBLA']

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You make my brain hurt from overdose of stupid. And my sides hurt from laughing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Urine was great

take that however you want

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what if nigger meant kite

Nice. Some good one-liners like 'Urine'.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

heh...pretty funny comics.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

thanks for replying.

hell, Mandingo's reply got made into a comic.

[Click to view comic: 'thanks, mandingo']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

w00t!

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what if nigger meant kite

Looks like urine trouble

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I dumb :D

I really like your comics. FAVORITIZED!!!!!!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Good stuff.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

thanks for the replies, y'all.

it makes me feel good.

here's more :

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Worse']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Birthday']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Unicorn']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Readiness']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

You are one magnificent specimen of an SC member.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your comics are megafunny man! Your on my favourites!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Your comics make me smirk, that's good!

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I dumb :D

more more more!

how do you like it? how do you like it?

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Physics 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Physics 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Dominance']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Aspirations']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Anything']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I always thought it was about fisting too.

Meatloaf.

The contradicting non-fisting fuck.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I thought he wouldn't put the toilet seat down

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I dumb :D

I like things! Your comics are things! We love us!

finn you rawk.

my suggestion:

Grape Nehi:

This is where you do alternative universe type stuff,

lolzers @ "grape nehi"

thanks for the idea.

i might actually do that.

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Resemblance']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Truthfulness']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Spinal']
[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Guess']

("Guess" is one of three tributes to Injokester's "Life's A Beef Lindstom" series)

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.