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I dumb :D

The Gatekeepers wait to welcome you to the six hundredth layer of the Abyss, where your soul shall abide in eternal suckiness.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Keeping smiling kid, if you want us to pay for that new kidney..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

'...but soon after Kit relapsed and was once again court ordered back to Betty Ford Motor Company.' - excerpt from Where are They Now

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what if nigger meant kite

David Hasselhoff was finally able to take a publicity photo with someone who could help boost his career. Later he made the right choice and hired about of hot sluts.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

READING IS ALLLLLLRIGHT!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

*SCREEEEEEECH!*

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Michael, please remove that black boy's hand from my hood."
"C'mon Kit, it's no big deal."
"You don't understand Michael. My value goes down $1000 with every smudged fingerprint he leaves."
"You know Kit, I would think that you, of all cars, would be more tolerant of things that are black."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.