pick a couple of your favorites and post them here and we'll read them

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what if nigger meant kite

Or, scan your crap and post it here. I don't make house calls. And know that the voice of the all-mighty Poo speaks through me as I read your crap. And it will be $3.50 for the first minute, $1.50 for each additional minute. Major credit cards accepted.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet