pick a couple of your favorites and post them here and we'll read them

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what if nigger meant kite

Or, scan your crap and post it here. I don't make house calls. And know that the voice of the all-mighty Poo speaks through me as I read your crap. And it will be $3.50 for the first minute, $1.50 for each additional minute. Major credit cards accepted.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

dammn sill contraption I'll figure out how to work it yet.. all right
[Click to view comic: 'What if']
[Click to view comic: 'Everyone conga']
[Click to view comic: 'Really?']
[Click to view comic: 'Way to kill my buzz man']
[Click to view comic: 'The son of god visits the gaza strip']

Yet more crap
[Click to view comic: 'Undead visitors for the cow']
[Click to view comic: 'By the nards of klenthu']
[Click to view comic: 'More MOH']
[Click to view comic: 'Rathink vaporizes the house boy']
[Click to view comic: 'An undead army of unholy carnivores']

How is it you can spell sanctimonious but not epiphany?
That's just weird, man.

dictionaries spoil my fun.... and now for more crap
[Click to view comic: 'Grey robot meets a friendly human']
[Click to view comic: 'Rootbeer and head cheese']
[Click to view comic: 'Bob makes a lousy Zombie']
[Click to view comic: 'Random crazyness']

By the way, excessive narration = death. If you read your comics ignoring the narration, you'll realize it's totally unnecessary.
And much like women, your comics could use a lot less periods.

sory to many hours wasted with final fantasy....... urge to use crappy punctation rising

Anyways these are some of the fruits of todays wasted time. Yes I know my spelling/grammar/grasp of the english language need improvement but thats what makes it fun. If you care about who I am I am simply a crazy vetran on disabilty with a computer and too much spare time.

i liked What if, By the nards of klenthu, Grey robot meets a friendly human, and Bob makes a lousy Zombie. the rest weren't too bad either the narration boxes just get annoying after awhile

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what if nigger meant kite

You have potential, but for the love of TOBOR, cut it out with the narration boxes...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.