...and I won't work for nobody but you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Awww!!! Thanks for being so gentle on my first time!"

Wow, where can I buy one?

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

A naked woman? I don't know.

When you find out, let me know.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The RapeMaster 5000 (TM) can be yours for only 9 monthly payments of $999.99!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This week only, save huge on our selection of human slave creatures! Satisfy your inhuman longings with our wide array of attractive young women! Only 34555 Glubulons each!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

*fwap fwap fwap*

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I dumb :D

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE STAPLER!!!

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what if nigger meant kite

Well, I'm confused - why didn't virtual reality catch on?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I just would like to point out that the machine...ejaculates.

Asimov is doing the windmill in is grave by now.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

That's not the machine...

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Poop.

Apple presents...

iFuck

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Microsofts latest Operating system truely does fuck you over

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The next step in interactive porn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Never push every button on the remote control at once.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"This is yet another job taken over by robotics in the industry."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Poop.

"No, HelpBot! The milk goes in my MOUTH! MY MOUTH!"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

/!\ Windows has performed an illegal operation & will be dealt with by the Australian Medical Association.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

After the war with humans, the machines began to experiment with human physiology. Naturally, they were very curious about one part in particular.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

once again, fwap fwap fwap fwap

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I dumb :D

Betty was beginning to suspect that her gynecologist was not performing the standard, annual tests.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.