The rest of them

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I dumb :D

So Liberace has a son...hmm.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

When the audience starts throwing things at you, it's good to be protected by bubble wrap.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Everyone had told Mike that having Turrets Syndrome would prevent him from ever making it big in music. They had never performed in Glasgow, however.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

While a talented musician, Mike was always afraid of being broken in transit.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Well, let's be honest... if you were performing live on stage in Glasgow, you'd want to be wearing chainmail, too.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

This could be why Scots are attacked more than anyone else.

Unbeknowest to the artist, "Live" didn't mean 'in a small room with no one but the piano and a tape recorder.'

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

What scares me the most is that the cover states "Vol 2"

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"I remember a time before the music television generation, when radio was king..."

"Hey buddy, can you please get the fuck out of here?"

The cool thing about the "Mike Terry" character was that you never knew when it was Andy Kaufman or when it was Garth Brooks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.