The new Japanese bedroom will make you wake up feeling hungover even if you don't drink

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I dumb :D

And for our next Exibit, your honor, we would like to show the court that there are indeed people more fucked up than my client Michael Jackson.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Jesus. That's the last time I pay $50 for a room with a Thai hooker sight unseen.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And here we have the acid trip chicken fucker honeymoon suite.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

WERCOME TO MY CHICKEN ROOM! YOU DIE NOW, OK?!??!?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

God, that's one ugly lightshade over in the corner...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

John didn't know what he was getting himself into when he visited the 'Yellow Brothel'. However, it wasn't the room that scared him. Rather, it was Miyami & her sagging testicles.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

The three headed goldfish oni is a malevolent Japanese spirit that haunts fish fry restaurants and frat boys.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sure.. Good help is difficult to find in Tokyo, but Hitoshi decided that it was time to fire the maid.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Stephanie from Lazy Town's mom