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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Thats how I am! Just change the jammies to leather... and remove the cute... and add some puke.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

unfortunately, Tobor was the babysitter

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what if nigger meant kite

The poster child for Narcoleptics Anonymozzzzzzzz...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Honey, we really need a better spot to store our dead children..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Robotot's reign of destruction was finally at an end.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Is this loli?

Rob? ROB HALFORD?! DUDE! I want your autograph!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Johnny hated working the daycare center, but every once in a while, he got even. A little Krazy Glue went a long way.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

OMFGZ HAWT SECHZ WITH TOTZ

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BuTtSeChZ

The Benadryl was working just as planned...

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

The beginning of Thai porn movie...cue funky bass

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I dumb :D

It sure is exhausting having the side of your head nailed to a shelf.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Little Ying always got over-excited when running to fetch the glitter from the cupboard.

(NB: stains on top shelf)

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.