your stuff is some of the funniest crap i've seen on the internet. thank you for that.

if anyone needs me, i'll be at the hospital, getting a hernia removed.

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BuTtSeChZ

I told you not to lift with your back while jacking off.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

well, my pops told me not to touch my grandmothers privates while she was sleeping, but i've never really been one for listening to advice.

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BuTtSeChZ

Thank you for playing "Too Much Information". You Lose.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]your stuff is some of the funniest crap i've seen on the internet. thank you for that.
[/quote]i hate squidrabies because he makes me doubt if i'm the funniest person i've ever met

in the library

with a candlestick

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote][quote]your stuff is some of the funniest crap i've seen on the internet. thank you for that.
[/quote]i hate squidrabies because he makes me doubt if i'm the funniest person i've ever met

in the library

with a candlestick[/quote]Ha! You're wrong! It was in the ballroom with the revolver. And Finkleman.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

he makes my day possible to bear without drinking alcohol at work

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Hey, thanks! I want you guys to know that you're some of the people I've spoken to on the internet. I mean it. Group hug!

*grope hug

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I dumb :D

its my birfday day tommorrow, so I'm heading up to colorado for a tour of all the local microbrews. i will be drinking many fine beers and thinking of that funny bastard squidrabies. i'm out

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Have a great time

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I dumb :D

squidrabies gives me a fucking hard on