The rules for this here OPC are pretty simple.

1. Old and New comics are usable.

2. No photoshopping.

3. There may only be one block of text in the comic, not counting the title and all that extra stuff. That means one speech/thought bubble or a narration box. For example:

[Click to view comic: 'Why are you so cold to me?']

Judging will be Wednesday the 29th.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'girl physics']

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BuTtSeChZ

[Click to view comic: 'Gran and Gran: The New Year's Resolution']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

this is set up for me to win!

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Pride']

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Brilliance']

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Revelation']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Dammit! I inadvertantly stacked the odds!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 10: He Who Talks Knows Nothing']

[Click to view comic: 'Extenuating Circumstances.']

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

[Click to view comic: 'Every Tim Burton Movie Ever Made.']

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

[Click to view comic: 'Bad punchlines heard on open
mike night @ the comedy cl']

[Click to view comic: 'Robots']
[Click to view comic: 'Save the Dolphins']
[Click to view comic: 'lmae jkoe']

Judge'em!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'WWJD']

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Have cynics ever been wrong?

I know having 3 panels disqualifies it, but whatever...

[Click to view comic: 'Assembly Malfunction']

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

[Click to view comic: 'The Baby Is A Super Freak']
[Click to view comic: 'Meanwhile, During An Evacuation of the US during WWIII...']

JEEPERS! These comics make me wanna screw a monkey up the bum-hole!

I LIKE IT!

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 10: Pep Talks Increase Employee Efficiency!']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 10: Bonuses Boost Employee Incentive!']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 10: Praise Enhances Employee Self-Esteem!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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[Click to view comic: 'Amiture video of men asking for directions']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 and OPC 10: the guy who can't afford binoculars']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 and OPC 10: awkward first date']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Gran and Gran: Son?']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I realize that I set the judging date for Wednesday the 29th, but since today is Wednesday and it's the 28th, I'm judging this contest tomorrow.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And the winners are:

5th place: njnp40

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[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Pride']

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Brilliance']

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Revelation'][/quote]

4th, 3rd, and 2nd place all go to finn34. You funny sonuvabitch, you ruined it for everyone else!!!

And the host of the next OPC is the author of this comic:

[quote][Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 and OPC 10: the guy who can't afford binoculars']
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mandingo is teh w1nn3r. Everyone boo him and call him a cheater as he makes the next OPC.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

boo Mandingo is a cheater boo

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

boo me, cheater me!

blowing a judge to win a contest isn't cheating, is it? if it is i have to give back my Miss North Carolina sash

thanks Hand Crank Royall. i'll post a new contest later today

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what if nigger meant kite